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un3xpectedfate: alfytravis: i need an old man because i hate my life. I fucked Santa Claus because my friends told me to do it. I smoked weed with a bowl of cereal because i’m ugly.

un3xpectedfate:

alfytravis:

i need an old man because i hate my life.

I fucked Santa Claus because my friends told me to do it.

I smoked weed with a bowl of cereal because i’m ugly.




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    I stabbed a jew because that’s what I am. LOL
  5. marmargoesrawrrawr reblogged this from jessfuckinmess and added:
    i did a blowjob to a bowl of cereal because i’m single. o.O
  6. jessfuckinmess reblogged this from lejoshfransexy and added:
    I did a blowjob to a condom because that’s what im about! haha doesnt make sense. ^.^
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    I smoked weed with a condom because I hate my life. Hmm.
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    i need an egg because i smoked crack
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    “I pissed on Santa Clause because my friends told me to do it.” ROFL!!!
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    i pissed on george bush because i stink. lolol.
  16. karkati reblogged this from puncturesarchive and added:
    I did a blowjob to a travesty because i’m sexy/i hate my life/i smoked crack. …so i sis a blowjob to a musical stripper...
  17. puncturesarchive reblogged this from ohaithair and added:
    im sexy (UNSURE)
  18. ohaithair reblogged this from soooobeast and added:
    i was horny …..LMFAO OK THAT KINDA SOUNDS LIKE ME… ONLY.. NOT THE HOOKER PART. HOLLY SHIT /SCARED
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    I smoke weed with a monkey because I’m gay. I pissed on Madonna because I’m sexy. lul.
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    i hate a drug dealer because im sexy x)
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    I shot a black guy because I’m sexy. ……..
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    I smoked weed with Barney the Dinosaur because I’m gay. (not far off from irl)
  25. haibaran reblogged this from arcticchunky and added:
    I ran naked with a monkey because I HATE MY LIIIIIFE
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    I fucked a dog because I’m gay! HAHAHAHAH, made my day.
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    I pissed on a vacumm cleaner because I stink Oh my im not that sick
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    I stabbed a prostitute Because I’m sexy
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    I shot a robot because I’m sexy. ;)
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    I need a drug dealer because I have perfect abs. Hahaha.
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    August 4th. Black shirt. $$$
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    I NEED A BOWL OF CEREAL BECAUSE I HAVE PERFECT ABS
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